Innit's Serial Dang-er

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Warning: This post is meant to be read with a smile and a sarcastic attitude.

There had been complains from RoyalShortness, apology from Gelitifa and intention of public humiliation by Azrin on Dang-er in Innit. Just Yesterday a fanatic innit fan requested me for a blog link. Thinking back to the things he had done in Innit, I'll be associating myself to a serial dang-er.

His danging behavior may seemed outrageous, despicable, evil and dang right annoying. But he must have a reason to why he did the stuff he did. So, in order to understand his motive, I have to put myself in his position. I had to understand why he was attracted to danging.

I danged a few post and I now present to you the reason to why people dang:
1) Danging people allows you suppress post that you don't like from being top5 (this is especially useful if you loveeee that someone.)
2) The pink Dang button looks more attractive than the yellow Nang button.
3) The font of "Dang it" seems bigger than the "Nang it" button in terms of width. (Nang it = 14mm) (Dang it = 16mm)
4) We can't a Dang a post if it doesn't have any Nang count. (Meaning, we can always Nang a post, but we can't always Dang a post. That makes danging a rare button to press)
In short, The Dang button looks more attractive than the Nang button. Plus, it's rarity makes it a privilege.

Second issue is about the dang haters.
Loving Nang-er and hating Dang-er is like drawing parallel line to loving beautiful people and hating ugly people. Loving Nang-er is easy, but loving Dang-er requires strong mind-power. If everyone can love Nang-er and Dang-er equally, I'm sure hate, prejudice and discrimination will be no longer be in Innit.

As for me, I would neveeeerrrrrrr dang a post. Believe me.

Suspected truth:
1) Nang was chosen because it resembles nuffNANG. Dang was chosen because it resembles damn.
2) Everyone loves innit, especially nangers.
3) Everybody loves 3POINT8 (and raymond too...)

P.s
- Nang and dang is old news. Innit comment spam is the getting popular now. (I wonder if nuffnang team is gonna introduce a function to moderate comment)
- Read The Voice of a Serial Dang-er by keemanxp for another point of view.
- Read Caught You Naked by Azrin for a list of suspected dang-ers