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05 February 2008

Fireproof Money

Related Stuff: Post inspired by a post Aronil made on 26th Jan 2008.

Have u seen a burning money before? I certainly haven't.
That right folks! According to theory, Money is fireproof!

Money is the root of all evil.
Evil is at its purest in the very depth of Hell.
Assuming hell is a fiery place,
Wouldn’t that make money -> fireproof?

Think about it! If you really want to try it out, you can start with the smallest note, rm1. Note that burning rm2 is not as easy as rm1, since rm2 is bigger and better. The same applies to rm5, rm10, rm20 and rm50. What I'm trying to say is that if you can burn the rm50 note, you can definitely burn those other notes.
Besides, Malaysia has recently released the new rm50 which is so much better and superior than the previous rm50 note. So, if you are able burn the latest rm50 note, the smaller note shouldn't be a problem.

So, if you really are curious on the fireproof money theory, why not skip the rm1, rm2, rm5 rm10, rm20 and go straight for the big guy, the Rm50! [That way, you get to save rm38.]
rm100, rm500 and rm1000 is not recommended as the safety features aren't as good as the newly released rm50.

I'd expect some of you skeptics to ask me prove this theory by asking me to post up the infamous fireproof money burning experiment video.
Know what? I tried burning money, and I tell you, its fireproof! [I can't post the video up here as I know get into lots of trouble if I do that.]

1) rm50 = 50myr (Myr = Malaysian Ringgit)
2) Burning money is illegal
3) Money actually belongs to the government, you just borrow it.


pamsong said...

Okay, I'm so outta topic here but I don't really care.

How the heck do I submit a blog for the gods to review when there's no submit button!?!

Me not happy with blog gods.

vickie said...

even got 1cent note also don't dare to burn because its money!! Once I burn already I can't buy anything I like.. but I don't know burning money is illegal

usws said...

Blaugh, blaugh! I saw someone burning a note (small denomination though) to light his cigarette! XD I'm not sure if you're using some metaphorical sarcastic method of writing but money definitely burns as well as any other burn-able thing. Uhh, and some special inks on money produce red smoke instead of black.


p.s. You're being metaphorical, aren't you? :P
p.s.p.s. Why doesn't the government want to 'borrow' me more money? SOB!

Aronil said...

Heheehe so it got you thinking even more on fireproof profits haha. :P Oh just go ahead and burn something.. bwhahaha

chingy said...

Wow, I didn't know that we are just borrowing money from teh government >_<

Now; I'm really curious whether will the money be burnt off a not >_<

x said...

Thanks , for the facts. I bet next time the people wanna demonstrate against government, they can burn their money by the truck loads because it belongs to the government...

JOM MALI BAKAR WANG beramai-ramai

Michelle Chin said...

It's just wrong. I'm sure there are other types which you can burn...

宝茹 said...

Hehehehe...is this a challenge ma? :P

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

gimme ur RM50 note. i'll burn it for you LOL

3POINT8 said...

We will make sure you are happy! If you can't be happy, its time to worship one blog god. I'm a good candidate!

Yup, burning money is illegal. Don't go around burning money this CNY

Sharp! I am using some metaphorical sarcastic method of writing. And I aspire to master that style of writting.
OOo, i learned something new! Money produce red smoke...
P.s. You have to work hard in order to convince the govn to lend you more money. [Being a kuli is a good start]

Yaya. Thanks to your post, I thought of writting witty stuff like these.

Oh... I heard that the gov burn off old notes, really old notes. There will be a period when they will collect back those old notes and burn em

3POINT8 said...

Thinking of reviving your republic eh? You do know that I'm not gonna join you, yes?

[michelle chin]
Of course its wrong to burn money. In fact, its illegal. If you want to burn something, you can start with my desire.

Yes! Its a challege! Go ahead, burn some note!

That is if you can catch me. :P

Anonymous said...

burning money and drawing on money are illegal right?
Haha. We just borrow the moeny?

pinksterz said...


ey dari bakar better go shopping. hati pun gembira. :P

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

grrrrr!!! come here!

Ken said...

why lar wanna burn it???

Johnny Ong said...

the RM500 and RM1000 are still in circulation???

pamsong said...

– *GASP*

You want to be the god of gods!? I'm telling on yeeeewwwwwww!

p/s: Eh, why still never respond wan? I'm still waiting for that email.

3POINT8 said...

Oh? Drawing on money is illegal too? I never knew that.

But but...I love to burn stuff. Maybe I should try burning blogs down someday. No one tried other than feedburner tried that...

Help!!!! Kuan is gonna burn me down

3POINT8 said...

Coz...We should all try new stuff, shouldn't we?

[Johnny Ong]
Nupe, rm500 and rm1000 no more in circulation. But I know that a small amount of them still exist.

It wasn't my choice to be a god. I was chosen!
About the mail, the mail is sent automatically when u complete the form. I'm suspecting that it went into to ur junkmail folder or you typed ur mail add wrongly.
Well, you can try to spam the form. (though I don't think all the gods will be happy about it)

pamsong said...

– No lah. I got that email already. I'm waiting for the one with the results. That's the 'good stuff'. *grin*

Eh, suck up for me on my behalf lah.

Anonymous said...

I'll have to admit,burning money sounds like a fun experiment.

Glad that the govt made it illegal.Lol.

3POINT8 said...

Oh yea... The result is the 'GOOD' part. Dun worry, I'll make sure its 'GOOD'.
Suck up on ur behalf? can can...no problem. Let see what i can bribe them with (Any ideas?)

Smart girl! No matter how fun it seems like, never never ever burn a msian note in front of the police.
(You can burn it in front of me though *grin*)