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11 March 2008

Mission Possible Conference

Related Stuff: Post inspired by Popjammerz.
[Mission Possible Conference: HIV/AIDS Conference] [Date: 1~4 May] [Venue: UPM, Selangor, Malaysia] [Target Audience: 18~25 yrs old] [Fee: Rm78]

There will be a conference on early May to fight HIV/AIDS in a youthful way.
Pay attention, in a youthful way! Can anyone tell me what youths do best when they try to fight for something? Could it be brawn or seduction??? I don't know about that, but I heard there are hot chicks and strong muscular guys going for it.
[Check out their poster]

Most guys had to go through the conventional 'offer a drink', 'sweet talk', and some 'night activity' to get to exposed to HIV. Also, that doesn't always promise that they'll get first hand experience on HIV.
But with this conference, I heard that they are gonna organize some 'meaningful activities' which guarantees a 100% success rate of HIV exposure to participants.
[Check out their poster]

You won't get to go through hangover from excessive alcohol or a sense of regret performing drunken acts from this event, instead you'll get to have a cool looking certificate if you join this conference. Ok, i made that up. I'm not so sure about it anymore. Maybe there is small chance that you'll still get hangover and a sense of regret, but you'll definitely get to have the cool looking certificate.
[Check out their poster]

Their theme is Mission Possible and their motto is You can make a difference! Yes....its possible for everybody to be HIV positive and they are teaching you how! [Positive is a good thing, yes?]
I'm pretty sure this conference is gonna teach you the fastest way imaginable to get HIV. Participants doesn't even need to wait till get out of the conference to exploit that kind of knowledge. I'm sure the organizers are able to accommodate to each participants best interest.
[Check out their poster]

Do check out their website @ http://hope-aiesecupm.blogspot.com
To chat with someone, contact: Rue-Hann [aiesec.ruehann@gmail.com]
Additional Msg from Rue-Hann: anyone interested, pls do come too la~

Bonus Joke for 3POINT8 readers:
Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road, happily shooting up whatever it is that happy junkies shoot up with, and generally having a good time. A socially conscious individual walks up and notices that they are sharing a needle. He lectures them about AIDS and the danger that comes from sharing dirty needles. One of the junkies looks up and says, "It's ok, we're wearing condoms." [source]


-popjammerz- said...

thx yo..
i really laugh like mad man..
this post is totally your style man~

i didn't just smile la, i really laugh like mad~~ hahaha!


jong said...

Will u be one of the muscular man there? lolz
Will attend this conference?

宝茹 said...

That joke, whahahahaha...didn't expect that answer. :p

3POINT8 said...

Great! I made someone laughed today! I'm feeling good! Thx for the feedback

Nah... I'm not going for it. I failed my HIV test. I got a negative. I don't think i'm qualified to join this conference.
No thats not the real reason. The real reason is because i'll be in australia at that time.
Sigh... one less mascular boy to join them.

Ya! the joke is good eh?
Thats why people need to be educated about HIV and AIDS

Pink Leo said...

-.- at the joke.

Johnny Ong said...

u hav been tipped off by the organisers that hot chicks will be there?????